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33χρονη Αμερικανίδα φτιάχνει τρέχοντας διαδρομές σε σχήμα πούτσας, τις ανεβάζει στο Instagram

Η εκδοχή του αθλήματος που θα μπορούσε να ψήσει ακόμη και τον Πάνο τον Καμμένο να αθληθεί


THE NEWSROOM · 17 Ιανουαρίου 2019

Έναν εξαιρετικά μοναδικό τρόπο για να κάνει τις διαδρομές της στο τρέξιμο λιγότερο βαρετές βρήκε μια 33χρονη Αμερικανίδα. Οι περισσότεροι άνθρωποι και ειδικά αυτοί της πόλης, βρίσκουν το τρέξιμο βαρετό, ακόμη κι αν το κάνουν οι ίδιοι.

Η 33χρονη Κλερ από το Νιου Τζέρσι βρήκε όμως την πατέντα για να κάνει τις διαδρομές τις λίγο πιο πικάντικες, με την ανακάλυψή της να συμβαίνει μάλιστα κατά τύχη το 2015, όταν επισκέφτηκε τον αδερφό της στο Κάνσας Σίτι για την Μέρα των Ευχαριστιών. Η Κλερ βγήκε για ένα τρέξιμο, χάθηκε και τελικά ξαναβρήκε το δρόμο για το σπίτι του αδερφού της, περνώντας μεταξύ άλλων από έναν κυκλικό κόμβο στα ανατολικά της πόλης.

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You guys have to deal with a few more regular runs before you get another dickrun. Sorry. Also like a dipshit I accidentally turned off my GPS on this run and didn’t notice until I was about 5.5 miles in 🤦🏼‍♀️ Luckily I know the route well so I knew the miles and I got my time by adding up the total song time from the playlist I was listening too. I’m bad at math so honestly who knows. . . . . . . #tuesdaymotivation #beatyesterday #pursuesweat #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #womensrunningcommunity #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun #runtimefuntime #halfmarathontraining

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Το αδιάφορο περιστατικό όμως δεν ήταν τόσο αδιάφορο: Όταν τσέκαρε τη διαδρομή της στο app με τη βοήθεια του GPS, η 33χρονη ανακάλυψε ότι τελείως τυχαία, είχε ακολουθήσει μια διαδρομή σε σχήμα πουτσακίου – σηκωμένου κιόλας, με όλη την οικογένεια. Αυτή ήταν η πρώτη διαδρομή πουτσάκι για την Κλερ. Θα ακολουθούσαν πολλές ακόμη, οι οποίες γέννησαν τον Instagram λογαριασμό @dick_run_claire.

Απολαύστε τα έργα τέχνης της άκοπης δρομέα:

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What up Chicago! Glad I got to sneak out to get a “handle” on my surroundings 🌃 . This was a cold and snowy ❄️ run (just flurries), but it was much needed after a day of sitting on a plane and sitting in meetings. AND I found a Crossfit box for the morning 🌅 Oh also if you want a good laugh, swipe ⬅️⬅️… I tried out Strava to track this #dickrun but as it turns out, Nike and MapMyRun are better for this specific task 🤣🤣🤣 HAPPY MONDAY YOU GUYS. . . . . . #nevermissamonday #chitown #chicago #runchicago #nikerunning #nikerunclub #beatyesterday #minimalistrunning #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #womensrunningcommunity #cardio #cardioworkout #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun

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It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a… #DICKRUN ! 🦅✈️🍆 GOOD MORNING ATLANTA! 😂😂😂 So this trip is much shorter than I originally thought and I don’t get to do all the fun things you guys told me about BUT I at least got to run by all of them this morning … CNN HQ (fake news!), Mercedes Benz Stadium, College Football Hall of Fame 🏈, Georgia State University 🍑, Coca Cola HQ 🥤, the Aquarium 🐠 & the Skyview 🎡 … plus lots of other cute little downtown views. AND I got two high-fives 🙌🏼 on the run so basically I love Atlanta and I can’t wait to come back. . . . . . #tuesdaymotivation #travel #runatl #runatlanta #beatyesterday #minimalistrunning #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #halfmarathontraining #womensrunningcommunity #cardio #beachbody #cardioworkout #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun

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Φυσικά δεν έγιναν μόνο πουτσάκια, όλα τα γεννητικά όργανα τιμήθηκαν δεόντως:

Τρία χρόνια επιτυχίες:

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THREE YEARS! 🎉🥂🍾 Happy #dickrunversary to me and to all of us. It’s been 3 years since my first official #dickrun which is now one mistake that we are all happy for. Thanks for following along, sharing your own runs, and all the encouragement and laughs along the way. Here’s to many more dickruns (and twat trots 😂) to come 🍻🍻🍻 . . . . #thankful #anniversary #runallthemiles #runversary #beatyesterday #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #womensrunningcommunity #cardio #cardioworkout #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun #crossfitgirls #crossfitter #crossfitrunning

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There’s a lot of positives about my vacation from now until Jan 2 – but the biggest is that I have tons of free time to #dickrun 🍆🏃🏼‍♀️ HAPPY FRIYAY YOU GUYS. – – – – – – PS- my legs are so sore from Wednesday still, and this run was pretty hilly (100+ feet gains / mile)…. I had to WORK the last .25 mile to bring my pace sub 10 😂😂 and literally barely made it hah . . . . . . #nobullproject #friyay #fridaymotivation #happyfriday #vacationmode #beatyesterday #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #womensrunningcommunity #cardio #cardioworkout #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun

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#waybackwednesday – thank god there’s a hashtag for this, or I wouldn’t have posted this. Here’s a #dickrun from this day 2 years ago. WHICH I NEVER POSTED BEFORE. Turns out even though I’ve been doing dickruns since ’15, I wasn’t really into the ‘gram until sometime in the latter half of 2017. So basically there’s a whole secret archive of dickruns that I’m going to be able to pull out of the vault to share with you guys. While on some throwbacks to the start of 2017, swipe for some throwback photos [email protected] that time (and even a NYE video, we’re doing shots at midnight). Takeaway: I definitely used to party a lot more then. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m older now, maybe not more mature though. . . . . . #humpdaymotivation #beatyesterday #pursuesweat #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #womensrunningcommunity #influenster #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun #runtimefuntime

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A cold and stiff one this morning on my last day in chi-town. The bean is at the base 😂 (swipe ⬅️ for 📷 throughly this little journey). @uamapmyrun kinda messed up, it’s not even logging these runs so well for me lately. Womp womp. Long day of travel and delays ✈️ and I am super glad to be home now. Happy hump day you guys! . . . . . #humpday #wednesdaymotivation #thebeanchicago #beatyesterday #minimalistrunning #wearetherunners #runnersofinstagram #motivation #runhappy #runderful #womensrunningcommunity #cardio #cardioworkout #noexcuses #justdoit #runaddict #runningmotivation #motivation #instarunners #beabeast #fitstagram #fitspiration #runrunrun #travel #travelrun #travelguide

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Πάντως αν είστε οπαδοί του σπορ και σας πει κάποιος ότι το άθλημα της καρδιάς σας είναι για τον πούτσο, τώρα έχετε έναν ακόμη λόγο για να του πείτε να σκάσει.

HE KNOWS NOTHING

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